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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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