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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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