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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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