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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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