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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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