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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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