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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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