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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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