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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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