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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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