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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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