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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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