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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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