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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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