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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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