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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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