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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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