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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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