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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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