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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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