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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Misty eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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