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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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