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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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