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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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