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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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