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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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