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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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