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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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