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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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