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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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