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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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