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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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