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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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