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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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