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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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