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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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