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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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