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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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