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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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