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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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