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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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