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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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