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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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