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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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