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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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