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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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