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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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