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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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