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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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