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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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