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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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